3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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