found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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