My friends, they love my intelligence
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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