As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
