Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
All I want is dick and wine.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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