Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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