so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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