i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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