woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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