doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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