just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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