i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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