Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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