Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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