Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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