brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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