Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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