So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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