There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
where am i from again
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
love makes seman taste better
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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