So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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