i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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