oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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