Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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