You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I wish they made helmets for livers.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
we should paint friendship bongs
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