thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
