i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
