Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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