if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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