I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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