This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Help. Why am I so naked?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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