the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I need to align my fucking chakras
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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