At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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