I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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