I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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