My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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