I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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