playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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