he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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