I cockslap morals
just tell him i said nine months
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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