arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm at about main and main street
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Randomize