Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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