I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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