You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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