Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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