This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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