in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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