I wannas sexs uuuuu
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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