I faked an abortion last night.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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