"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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