What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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